Recent content by Oprah Schmecky

Metaforkly Speaking™, what do you think Jesus' favorite dining utensil would be if he were reserected today? I say he would totally heart the spork!

can I discourage this behavior? I really prefer that he be seen and not heard since he has little (if anything) to offer on the affairs of the world but he keeps trying to show that he's up on current events. Sadly he keeps getting the details wrong. How can I get him to just sit there and look...