I'm often away on business and in an effort to keep our relationship strong, I've taken one of my girlfriend's toys and taped a printed-out picture of my face to it. My idea being she can use it while I am away, so it's sort of like I'm there.
I just heard that only 35% of taco bell products are made of real beef. If I cut off 35% of a sandwich from Taco Bell, will I only be eating the beef part?