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I have a goal to pet as many species of animals as I can in my lifetime (primates/simians excluded). The brightest feathers in my cap, to date, are an aardvark, giant tortoise, and an alpaca. Please share your goals. If you have pet in impressive animal, you may share your experience, but I...

I plan on wearing it until next election, but I am worried about the crippling effects of fuzz buildup. Thank you. You are all winners, even if I voted against you.