I've only heard these few....
SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT DURING THE STORM
Q. What's the difference between Melbourne Storm and a toothpick?
A. A toothpick has 2 points
"Forecast for NRL Season. Fine and Sunny with no chance of Storm."
A Melbourne supporter phones the Storm Head...
...activities anymore? 99/100 people whine in here about hubby watching porn on his computer - or playing video games & getting engrossed in World of Warcraft, or whatever. Guys whinge about wifey getting fat & lazy & watching mid-day movies etc.
Work stress is then blamed for everything. Why...