You are fine as long as you are not spotting. I fell flat on my tummy one week before my younger son was born and he wasn't hurt. My huge belly was bruised a little, but he was fine. If you do start to spot or cramp, go to the ER, but otherwise don't worry. And it would have happened pretty much...
I give smart alec answers sometimes. Some of the questions are just so asinine I can't resist. I never give a mean answer to real questions, no matter much I think "but EVERYONE knows that!" You know, the whole 'there are no stupid questions' thing. Not everyone has the experience to know some...
I think you are bored and trying to shock us.You want to be a hooker? Your business... but who will keep baby if you go to jail or get AIDS? Just a thought,