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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one. Happy Thanksgiving, and thanks for the chuckle.

I will serve pizza. Instead of serving the entire pizza cut into slices, I will cut it into slices and serve "Just The Tip" of each slice since that's the best part. After all, it's the first part that everyone bites into. I will probably throw away the rest of the pizza after harvesting the...