Recent content by Mr. Joekzalott™

Like Scooby Doo or Looney Tunes? They're delicious... and fun to look at. BQ: How old are you?

This is one of several parodies I wrote 5 years ago that I just stumbled upon: Librarian Girl Librarian Giiirl Why don't you let dooown your curls? You know you want to Librarian giiirl A modest and quiiiet girl But man, I want you Librarian Giiirl Just take off the specs Let your...

...before you're done writing? a) Lethal injection b) Strapped down to a chair, starved, and forced to listen to Miley Cyrus' "The Climb" on repeat c) Fitted with cement boots, tied up, and then dumped to the bottom of the ocean d) Buried alive like Tim Matheson e) Bring them back to life after...

...fast food place)...? ...what action are they expected to take? Has anyone ever called the corporate office before? What did they do for the inconvenience? Thanks, P.Y.T. :)

A couple days ago, I went to Taco Bell and had a weird experience. I could tell English wasn't the cashier's first language. I think there was a communication problem or she had just started working there, because she acted kinda frustrated with getting my order right... "But what KIND of Fresco...