Below is a hypothetical scenario.
You are a female with huge breasts.
You are tied to a tree with a maleable pole. The tree is on fire and working its way towards you.
Here is the catch:
1)There is a boob device that lets you fly when your breasts are cut off.
2)There is an axe in your mouth
3)...
Below is a hypothetical scenario that has the aim for stimulating the brain.
You are stuck within a cupboard in a fairly remote area. The only 3 items nearest and accessible to you are:
1) A match with 30 seconds of flame left init
2) A wooden stick
3) A CD
How would you make contact with the...