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a guy entered a bar with a frog on his head the bartender asked "What the hell is that!? "I don't know, it started out as a pimple on my a*ss." replied the frog.

When the doctor receives the results he tells the patient, "Ive got bad news and worse news, which do you want to hear first?" "Tell me the worse news first", says the patient "Unfortunately you have incurable cancer" "OH Why ME" ?! the man cries "Well, what's the bad news?" "You've got...

When the doctor receives the results he tells the patient, "Ive got bad news and worse news, which do you want to hear first?" "Tell me the worse news first", says the patient "Unfortunately you have incurable cancer" "OH Why ME" ?! the man cries "Well, what's the bad news?" "You've got...

When the doctor receives the results he tells the patient, "Ive got bad news and worse news, which do you want to hear first?" "Tell me the worse news first", says the patient "Unfortunately you have incurable cancer" "OH Why ME" ?! the man cries "Well, what's the bad news?" "You've got...

It has low miles and the price is right. I've heard/read mixed reviews. Does anybody have any info, concerning this particular vehicle.

who was the better vocalist in their prime?

who was the better vocalist in their prime?

What is black when you buy it? Red when you use it? And gray when you discard it?

was eaten by my dog. Should I pump his stomach or throw out the litter box?

He should have asked the fairy to make him and his wife to be 30 years younger. Not very smart of him.

One thing I want Obama to do with health care is implement tort reform. These malpractice suits are driving health care costs up more than many realize.