Recent content by Moe B. Dick

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    Are Republicans or Democrats more guilty of fostering class warfare? I still...

    ...remember President Reagan ranting? about a welfare black woman in Illinois who drove a new Cadillac to pick up her checks. The story was false of course. You see welfare mothers driving to pick up their welfare checks driving BMW's and Cadillac Escalades every day? Who do you hang out with...
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    How should you tell a friend that their armpits smell like fish?

    Tell him to wrap up his armpits in newspaper.
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    We celebrated my mothers 70th birthday today, what could be said about this...

    She is a cornucopia of beauty. Has she been read her Carmen Miranda rights?
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    Will my idea of running a Ford Escort service for people interested in auto...

    ...eroticism be successful? It will be an upscale service with clean upholstery and fresh paint. All of my Escorts will have thorough background checks.
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    My pet fish just went to that aquarium in the great beyond. Should I put him in a...

    ...coffin or in a newspaper? He is starting to reek.
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    Homework help: What was the Dostoesvsky's novel "Grime and Punishment

    about"? Was the author all washed up? when he wrote it. Did he ever come clean with his real reason for writing it? Was he the lifebuoy of the party? Don't try to soft soap me. Were parts of Grime and Punishment dirty?
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