...lived somewhere else? You know, just get away from it all, like from people or things that you hate, just to start off fresh and feel free to do what you want to do?
Seriously, how dumb can he be? You never never never leave your hoe's name on your phone, obviously his wife is going to be suspicious and call the hoe back. And how the heck do you run a car into a tree after the wife hits the rear window with the golf club, it was at his neighbors so it's not...