I was walking along with my dog and i came across one of those horse riding cops. As a joke i said to him thats a big steed youve got between youre legs and he took it totally wrong. He was only like 5"4 so i think he thought i was making fun of his dick or something. He got off and started...
Ive been taking care of my friends animals for the past week and i thought i would reward myself by borrowing his cars. He has a classic 72 porsche. I let my brother take a spin in the porsche and i followed in my car. My stupid brother backed it into my car when we were messing around at the...