Recent content by Meth??zelah

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    Spiritually speaking, is it true that time makes you bolder...?

    ...and children get older??
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    Spiritually speaking, did you know that once I wanted to be the greatest? No wind or...

    ...waterfall could STALL me!? And then came the rush of the flood! The stars at night turned DEEP to dust!!
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    Christian conservatives! So your first parents of the human race ruined...

    ...everything for an apple...? What might they have done for a truffled turkey?
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    Christian Conservatives! Did you know that if you are shot by a security camera...

    ...you can watch your own image? And also look yourself in the eye?! @annabell! Yeah right! "a security camera is nothing but pixels or film. It's not real"... That will hold up in a court of law!! LMAO!! Dumb! Dumb!! Dumb!!!
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    Beloved Christians of R&S! Did you know that if you are shot by a security camera you...

    ...can watch your own image? And also look yourself in the eye?!
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    Beloved people of R&S! Did you know the black mirror knows no reflection?

    Knows not pride or vanity! It cares not about your dreams!!... It cares not for your pyramid schemes!!!
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    Beloved People of R&S! Did you know that in an ocean of noise I first heard your

    voice ringing like a bell..? ... as if I had a choice! Oh well!!
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    Why is it that yesterday seems as though it never existed?

    Death greets me warm! Now I will just say goodbye... "GOODBYE"!... *Ooh Oh Eh Oh... dadadada...* To my huge legion of fans who answered this question! Don't worry... there will be multiple encore performances.
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    Spiritually speaking, why do you think he tore our images out of his pictures...?

    And he scratched our names out of his letters?
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    Spiritually speaking, I need your advice! I'm about to go into the yard and

    shoot some hoops... BUT...? I'm not sure whether my first shot should be a shot from the free throw line or a shot from the general field! And I mean... this might sound crazy but I might even consider doing a lay up for my first shot? As long as it's consistent with what Jebus would require...
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    I think I'm coming down with a cold! Is there anything I can do to stave off this...

    ...nonsense? OK - So I can feel a slight tingling sensation in my throat and my sinuses - it's the dreaded onset of sinusitis and for me that can only mean one thing... COLD!! F@#$ F@#$ F@#$!!!! Is there anything I can take of do to STAVE OFF the cold or is it inevitable that I will get a cold...
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    Spiritually speaking, I need someone, a person to talk to, someone who'd

    care to love... could it be you? Could it be you?
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    Spiritually speaking, do some people wind up with the one that they abhor...?

    ...in a distant hell-hole room?
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    Spiritually speaking, do some people wind up with the one that they adore...?

    ...in a heart-shaped hotel room? Ms Rose!!! MS. ROSE!!!! @};--,--
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    Beloved people of R&S! Should I forgive my prom date? She was seen getting intimate

    with some other guy? OK I admit that I was a fool for completely forgetting about the prom, but apparently when I turned up at the end of it all, someone had informed me that my beloved Dragonfly was seen dancing with some other guy and that guy was getting very intimate with her. When I...
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