Recent content by Mattie G

i was reading zoo magazine and there was a joke in the joke section that i didn't get. Could someone explain it to me. The joke is: Why aren't there any french people in heaven? Answer: Because you have to run to the light

so i was playin soccer the other day, and i got kicked in the nose and it was bleeding and broken, and this chick on my team that i reckon likes me (im in a mixed team) was like, "aww, do u want me to kiss it better," an i was like "ill have to get a raincheck on that. so i decided next time i...