If you know who is doing it then I would suggest you talk to their parents first. If that doesn't stop it, call the police and file a report. I wouldn't suggest breaking their fingers. That is a lot worse of a crime.
a lot of people will say play video games with him... but that's like saying you should smoke crack with an addict. I'd say just dump him and find someone that isn't lost in a virtual world... but that's just me.
The ASVAB score is more like a placement test. If you get a higher score you can get jobs which require a security clearance (ie: military intelligence), but if you have a DUI, I don't know how likely that would be. They have relaxed a lot of the enlistment rules since I was in (2001 - 2003) so...
Try putting some vaseline (or petroleum jelly) on its paws and he'll lick it off when grooming. This is what they give cats when they have fur balls. If this doesn't help, you might want to take the bunny to the vet as it could have more severe intestinal blockage. If it hasn't passed a stool in...