Recent content by Lyric Forester

I have resorted to doing disgusting things with my mouth such as desensitizing my gag reflex and all that it entails (i.e. gargling baby batter). What things have you done that you're not so proud of in your efforts to save marriage?

My wife thinks that to make a PB & J sandwich the Peanut butter has to go on first and has to be on the top slice of bread while eating it. I think that the Jelly goes on first, and it should be on the top slice. Who's right?