Recent content by Lion Rampant

...Sat night/Sunday morning? World Cup Qualifiers???

3 old geriatrics in a old folks home. They're all discussing how awful it is to be old. 70 Year old says: My my it's terrible being 70. I got out of bed this morning a 6.00am, went to the toilet and tried to have a pee. I was there for about 30 minutes grunting and straining to empty my bladder...