So, basically, what's your second favorite sport?
BQ: What's your favorite team in another sport?
Mines probably football and either the Vikings or the Ravens. For some reason, I've never really liked the Bears.
I was afraid someone would says baseball wasn't there favorite. :( It's OK...
1. nothing
2. only Chuck Norris can get out of that one
3. there are no stairs
wait, what? blue?
I've heard the first one a lot and the last one didn't fool me.
A blonde and a brunette are watching the 10:00 p.m. news. They see a guy about to jump off a building and commit suicide. The brunette bets the blonde $50 that he'll jump. The blonde accepts, thinking he won't. The man jumps, and the blonde pays her $50. Then the brunette says, "I can't...
Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'ed.
When God said let there be light, Chuck...