Recent content by La Princesa de Timoteo

'Cause they're both climbin' in yo' windows.

Like, how do I contact the company that makes those books and stuff? 'Cause I wanna write the Being Chaste for Dummies book. I succeed at purity. I'm 108% chaste and loving it. I want to teach people very nicely about the importance of having a purity ring and waiting until marriage to engage...

I love Britney, she's like a female Tim Tebow to me, except I don't really want to marry her. I have ALL her videos and songs in iPod and when I'm bored, I watch her videos and imagine me dancing like that. I have tried to learn her moves but I just can't. My body is anti-dance :'( I spent my...

I'm an example of that. I always try to be a good person in every aspect of my life yet bad stuff happen to me, like not being loved back by Tim Tebow.

I want to transfer there.

'Cause the other day I was listening to it and its creepiness blew my mind o_O

I'm like totally sad now 'cause I don't use such words too loosely. Like, if I wanna say the A-word, I say Uranushole, if I wanna say the B-word, I say Beech, if I wanna say the MF-word, I say Mothereffer, if I wanna say the D-word, I say Dang. If I wanna say the F-word, I say Eff, and so on...

1st kiss before my birthday? What the freak???? The average person gets their first kiss like in their early teens and I still haven't had mine and I'm almost 30 (8 years fly). I decided to never rush it or whatever because I want it to be special. I fell in love with Tim Tebow when I was 19...

I thought it was lame and overrated.

According to Pastor Art, Tim would never ever ever ever like ever marry me because I'm Mormon. Well, guess what Mr. Pastor Art, Tim Tebow is totally marrying me in my imaginary wedding the day of my birthday in December (unless I get some hint that we'll have a real one or whatever). Should I...

...flash my virginity? I'm so glad I'm chaste and I will be until I marry (well, I plan to have a chaste marriage, but I don't know if whoever my future husband is will be cool with it -I hope he will though). I'm so grateful for chastity. I want to be a good example and tell the world that...

I have no clue how the heck he got my number or who the heck he is. I shared this in R&S when it just happened. He called from a private number and asked me for my address. At 1st I thought it was my cousin Oscar from Europe and talked to him until I realized it wasn't my cousin. I hung up...

He just posted some pics of him at a Nuggets game... some basketball team with an awkward name, but anyways, I think it's a sign that he likes chicken nuggets. I already mastered in making sandwiches during the summer, hoping that that would make him come to me, but it didn't happen so I guess...