Recent content by johnstonemac

The man asks 'You lawyers make so much money by deceiving people. Can I just ask you just 2 questions?' The lawyer says 'of course you can. What is the second question?'

Heard that they had died too. Is that just rubbish?

I posted it a year ago, and no one found it funny. So, here goes.... A German visitor goes into a New York deli and asks for a cheese bagel. The owner gave it to him, and with one bite he said, "Wow. Amazing. In my country, we don't get them as good as this!" The owner said "Well who's fault is...