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what is the worlds most expensive painting, and where is it kept and what is the name of the painter and the painting ? if i had to guess, it would either be something but Leonardo Da Vinci OR Rembrandt. Mona Lisa maybe ? what is the worlds most expensive piece of art, painting wise that is ?

Precognition Andrew is standing in line at a bus stop with the bloke in front announces that the next car to come arround the corner will be a blue ford fiesta. Sure enough it is. "Next" he says "it will be a yellow Saab followed by a blue bmw." Again the mans right. "Now it’ll be a car...

Free Sex Contest Two men drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest. "If you win, you’re entitled to free sex,"...

Medecine An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor said, "That’s nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and...

A Week in Hell A man named Vinny dies and goes to hell. The Devil says to him "Hey Vinny we've been waitin for ya!". Vinny smiles and walks with the Devil and the Devil says "I gotta ask you a couple questions, do you like to smoke?" Vinny answers "Ya, I love to smoke." The Devil says "Good...

How Old Am I ? A woman decides to have a facelift for her 47th birthday. She spends £15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she asks the newsvendor, "I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am ?" "About...

I open a box and grab hold of a beautiful colourful south american bird and place it into a large wooden cage. then, I open another box and I grab a very angry ferral cat that I have named 'scratchy'. I put scratchy into the cage too. I then let the audience view the interaction between the...