If you don't like it, don't fly. I mean you'd rather be felt up then blown up right? People always complain about stuff like this and then blame the Government when there's a terrorist attack.
It's not like they're trying to jerk you off. It's a pat down. Stop acting like you were raped.
Also...
sound just like the intro Johnny Cash's "God's Gonna cut you down"
The Commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uIBL_ei5VM
The Song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG7aS07dAN0