Recent content by Jay Sharky

How naughty? Based on the first half of the year, do you expect to get presents? SPILL your secrets, the way BP spills oil...c'mon, you can tell me. I won't tell Santa!! ;)

A. Government B. Sex C. My Heart D. The Sea E. My Curse *lost- sorry, typo

The car, the forest, the beach (my favorite), in the middle of a road (risky, I know, but daring!), and in a museum.

Wow! Thanks for allowing me to make a life changing decision for you. I'm honored. If you're really uncomfortable with it then you're always going to be uncomfortable with it. You should break up with her and let this AMAZING girl end up in another guy's arms. Especially since its only your...

Well congratulations! That's awesome. However, I wonder how well you're doing at the game of life? Yeah, that game. The more important one. Its great that you're good at one thing, but don't spend your life on something that in the end is not going to matter all that much.

Say "Here's my hot saucy love wacking his mole, I mean, a mole at the local fun shop."

What country is this? Are you sure its legal? Do your parents know the school wants to do that? I answered your question with questions! HA!