Recent content by Jack the 'Nole

When do women get the idea that it's cute to prance around in sun dresses and skirts? I've been proud of my penis since I was young. I love it. I love being a man. I like my slender hips, my hairy chest, my deep voice, my long hands and feet, my six-foot frame, etc. I would never want to be a girl.

game? FSU vs. Alabama Oklahoma vs. Alabama FSU vs. LSU Oklahoma vs. TCU Stanford vs. Oklahoma State Oregon vs.Boise State

I know penis envy controls your every waking thought, but the vagina cries aren't going to change anything. Just deal with it. You can get mad at your parents for having, or at the gender gods for not making you a boy, but it will not change anything. *I forgot to put "you" after having.*

The guy is the biggest fake in the world. He babbles on and on about his religion, cramming it down everyone's throats. At Gainesville his girlfriend had the biggest rack on campus, yet he says that he's a virgin. Seriously, I just watched that 2008 Bama-Florida game and afterwards, in the...

I'm confused. He's already won two of them and the lifetime Achievement Award. But why didn't he win this year?