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    Does anyone know any micheal jackson is dead jokes?

    Farrah Fawcett dies. When she goes to heaven she meets God. He gives her one wish. She wishes that all the children of the world will be safe. So he kills Micheal Jackson. Look no offence i have nothing againt MJ but i saw this on a facebook bumber sticker
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    Tell us your BEST and FUNNIEST jokes!!!!!!?

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, Father, may I ask a favor? Of course. What may I do for you? Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way...
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    How to answer this riddle?

    u can't?? EDIT: oh the person under me got it good job
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    what's the funniest joke you have heard today?

    Bob forgets that it happened to be his wedding anniversary. His wife is furious so she screams at him. "WHEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW I EXPECT TO SEE SOMETHING SITTING THERE *points to driveway* THAT GOES FROM ZERO TO 300 IN ONE SECOND." the next morning his wife wakes up and looks out the window...
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