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When Triumph the Insult Comic did Hollywood Squares he got to talk to Whoopi Goldberg. She shoved the puppet towards her crotch, and, uh... there were some pixels... Anyways, afterward, she pretends to ask for a cigarette. *pause* Triumph then says "A little peanut butter would have helped"...

Debbie isn't his family. And she doesn't want to come because she thinks it will take away from the purpose of the memorial or something. And we all known Joe Jackson is effed up in the head.

Because people are desperate to hear it. Also, if it happens to be true, then that news station can say they were the first ones to break it.

Because people still want to hear about it. Read a book or something if you're tired of the media coverage.

What are you even talking about?

Shoot speed holes into it.