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    Have you got a better joke than this today?

    A vampire walks into a bar. He asks for a glass of water. The barman looks at him strangely. The vampire pulls a tampon out and puts it in the glass. What's worse than rape...rap. I can't do better...just realised the only jokes i remember are really bad ones.
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    what are chances of becoming pregnant if i had sex 2days BEFORE my period is suppose...

    It depends whether it was supposed to come at that time, or if you just thought it would. If it was a guesstimate then you could have ovulated late and become pregnant. Save yourself the worry and use something next time. Take a test and good luck.
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