Recent content by ILuvMyPlanet

Yo Mama so poor I went into your house stepped on a cigarette and she yell "Who turned off my damn heater!?" You mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Roosters can't lay eggs. lol I feel smart. Good break from feeling dumb.

Let's pretend you driving a bus. A little girl gets on the bus. The following her was a young boy who sat next to the little girl and asked for her hand in marriage. She said yes. They happily skip of the bus to their wedding. Then an two young ladies went on the bus one in blue and the other in...