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    Yo can somebody call Taco Bell in Newberg for me and see when they close tonight?

    I gotta get my Bell-on right this goddamn second or I'll flip. Gotta get somma dat #crunch #crunch #GROVESTREET before dat shet closes yo. (503) 538-7319 <-Taco Bell's number in Newberg in case y'all are wonderin. I'MA FLIP TITS IF I DON'T GET ME SOME #CRUNCHWRAP #SUPREME UP IN HERE!
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    What's the one competition where people make very long, unnecessary openings to

    stories to win a prize? My grandpa always said I should enter it, because I write ridiculous stories with unnecessarily long, stupid and random beginnings... But I forgot that name of the competition... Does anybody know the name of said competition?
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