I want to become a Senator in Australia and here are my accomplishments:
I'm a High School student and i pay the teachers to give me A+'s.
I became Vice School Captain by manipulating the votes and i'm planning to become School Captain next year the same way.
I wrote a Book.
I sell dirty...
...during the Global Financial? ...Crisis.
I'm a conservative. Come on democrats, don't be shy and just tell me that i was so greedy while others lost their homes and starved.