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    I once had Mrs. Butterworth in the palm of my hands and I let her slip through my fingers. How can I get her?

    back? Will using syrupy words of love change her heart, or will she keep her feelings for me all bottled up?
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    An old chestnut of a question for sure. Are some people just born evil or do their

    experiences in life? (alcoholic and abusive parents for example) guide them onto that path? There was a young man(15 at the time) whose father was a Mormon bishop and seemed to come from a loving and stable family environment. His sister was a miss everything cheerleader in college and high...
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    An old chestnut of a question for sure. Are some people just born evil or do their

    experiences in life? (alcoholic and abusive parents for example) guide them onto that path? There was a young man(15 at the time) whose father was a Mormon bishop and seemed to come from a loving and stable family environment. His sister was a miss everything cheerleader in college and high...
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    An old chestnut of a question for sure. Are some people just born evil or do their

    experiences in life? (alcoholic and abusive parents for example) guide them onto that path? There was a young man(15 at the time) whose father was a Mormon bishop and seemed to come from a loving and stable family environment. His sister was a miss everything cheerleader in college and high...
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    An old chestnut of a question for sure. Are some people just born evil or do their

    experiences in life? (alcoholic and abusive parents for example) guide them onto that path? There was a young man(15 at the time) whose father was a Mormon bishop and seemed to come from a loving and stable family environment. His sister was a miss everything cheerleader in college and high...
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    Is this the key to a happy marriage? My wife and I go out dining and dancing

    every weekend. She goes out on? Friday and I go out on Saturday. It has worked out well so far and we don't get tired of each other.
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    Is this the key to a happy marriage? My wife and I go out dining and dancing

    every weekend. She goes out on? Friday and I go out on Saturday. It has worked out well so far and we don't get tired of each other.
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    Will the public accept my new invention, the riding vacuum cleaner? It comes

    with a stereo and cup holder.? The newer model will be street legal.
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    I bought a pancake with an image of Jesus on it on e-bay. The outline looks...

    ...like it was made with a Sharpie.Is? it the real deal or have I been snookered?
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    Should synchronized lawn mowing be an OIympic sport?

    Would it be on the cutting edge?
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    Did Buddha super size one too many meals? He is always depicted as rotund and

    in need of losing a few pounds.? I prefer the Zen Buddha. See the quarter pounder. Feel the quarter pounder. Be the quarter pounder.
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    will my fish be ok with an african dwarf frog?

    Your fish will make a fine dinner for your frog.
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    will my fish be ok with an african dwarf frog?

    Your fish will make a fine dinner for your frog.
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    What happens when poets work together?

    Things just get verse and verse.
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    My snake's been invite to a formal dinner. This is his first time outing. Will

    I will buy him some Hiss and Hers monogrammed towels when he gets married, or perhaps a pair of sterling silver forked tongs for the salad bowl. Marc Anthony liked Cleopatra's breasts, but not as much as he liked her great asp.
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