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I'm 15, gonna be 16. And I am probably the most pathetic teenage male ever when it comes to things like cooking. First of all, for simple things like cereal, I sometimes put too much cereal and too little milk. For things like Eggos, I sometimes burn them so bad, i'm surprised the fork doesn't...

So, I have friction burns on my you-know-what and it hurts like hell when i move. Is there something that will get rid of them or heal them or stop the pain? I want to cry. A lot.