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It WAS an awful film. I preferred 'The Poseidon Adventure'.

I found a phone in my local pub the other night, I scrolled through the saved numbers, stopped at Mom and pressed the dial button. His mother answered, and I told her what happened.... "Don't worry," she said, "I'll take care of it." A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was 'Mom.'...

Raw vegetables and sushi. No dessert. Tap water.

Thats not true! Look at Victoria Beckam. She looks every bit of a celery..

Thats not true! Look at Victoria Beckam. She looks every bit of a celery..

Yeh like when Paddy Ashdown got caught having an affair and everyone was calling him Paddy Pantsdown....