Cheesus was born in a manger, with swaddling cloths made of Clottin to protect him so the animals wouldn't Edem.
Cheesus was a Gouda man. He performed miracles, such as when he Feta crowd of 5,000. He didn't keep the miracles to himself, though - he gave his diciples Parmesan to do them also...
Where do you believe you got these standards from?
And what belief system do you adhere to?
@Someone: Atheism is a belief system - or lack thereof, if you will. For being a top contributor, you sure don't answer the question directly.