Recent content by Hal Atosis

...Am I just totally? screwed now?

The last time I went clubbing I came back home with three baby harp seals.

...against global cooling? Did they? go on Jurassic cable Fox TV to claim along with Annasaurus Coulter that it was all part of a vast left wing conspiracy?

...Is this a good headline? for it? " Nut Screws Washer and Bolts." I really want to hammer this story home.

...sitting and standing you are? kneeling and genuflecting. I lost over ten pounds in the first month I was a member.

...to take her clothes off and? walk around naked. Unfortunately, I still live with my parents. Should I have a talk with her about this?

...boulder in my ways and not take? things for granite.

emotionally attached to their? bovine clients? Do they share a moment together over a cud of alfalfa?

seemed to teach a mixed bag of? tolerance.

watches The Family Guy. I? sometimes listen to part of it and cringe a bit. This show knows no boundaries and after awhile there is no shock value left. There was some shock value when Rob and Laura Petrie shared the same bed( how did all those 50's sitcom couples have babies with twin beds?) on...

Waldorf a fancier breed? Surely they aren't the common garden variety bedbugs that inhabit the low rent district.

...you had better have a? good hand.

...my girlfriends shoulder. What? should I do? I left my cell phone in my pants pocket.

frolicking and prancing about? Are you? in favor of online gamboling? Is the risk too great?

frolicking and prancing about? Are you? in favor of online gamboling? Is the risk too great?