...he/she has a crush on you. What? would your reaction be?
Share it with your friends for a good laugh
Throw it away or ignore it
Write back, telling him/her you're not interested
Date him/her, maybe he/she will get you interested
Ill begin..."Chuck Norris makes onions cry." Best one gets 9.99 points from me.
Chuck Norris' facial hair is known to cut diamonds.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris