Buy some sodium chlorate weedkiller, mix it 70%/30% with sugar, and pack it into confined spaces before lighting it. Best use a long fuse or you'll blow your hand off :-)
people up...? When it's soooooooo much funnier to put a question on 'Motor Racing - Nascar' and say something terrible about Nascar. Man, you get death threats and everything for that!
Woo-hoo, c'mon the rednecks!
:-)