Ooooh, good question! I think either one screams "DOUCHE!" but I think the bluetooth is the worst. At least when worn on the belt (which is a no-no), you might be able to conceil it by untucking your shirt, or wearing a jacket. Kind of hard to hide a blue tooth unless you're wearing an Elmer...
Our tent was attacked by none other than JURRASSIC BUNNY!
(Singles campout to Lyman Lake, Utah. Someone shined a flashlight outside our tent and did this shadow puppet of a really huge, sinister rabit. He started talking in this evil, sinister voice. It was hilarious! He went around and did...