Recent content by grayskinhead

if your hen goes through a hole in the garden fence and lays an egg in next doors garden, who does the egg belong to?

think they mean czechs, i jus heard on news they gettin rid of poles dancers, most taxi drivers, and all nissan toyota and bmw cars too.

i am a liverpool fc supporter, but this one will always be my fav meat pie sausage roll come on oldham gis a goal lol, i love it.

woman runs into police station and says officer i`v just been graped, policeman says `you mean raped`? no i mean graped the woman says, there was a bunch of them.

sounds like my mammy

a game of checkers at lunchtime?

man goes into chip shop have you got frogs legs? yes sir, hop over there and get me a meat pie have you got pigs feet? yes sir give me a prtion of chips the porky. do you serve shrimps? sit down sir we serve anyone.