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My cousin went to one of those camps and I’m happy to report that he passed with non-flying black and white colors that are incapable of forming an arch in the sky. He went there and he hasn’t had a mustache since. He’s even lost the callous on his fingers received from years of snapping. Some...

By God, I mean the god of “WWJD” fame, which is the one true Lord (all those other gods that entered late into the bracelet market aren’t of any concern for the purposes of this question). The fact is the creator of the universe has always specifically aligned himself with our man-made...