A blonde to a long-distance telephone operator:
"Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas?"
Operator: "Just a minute..."
Blonde: "Thank you," and with that she hung up.
TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"