Recent content by Fabio Creamatorio

This guy really wants to bang me, but I just don't want it. He even did the weener in the popcorn trick at the movies. To this day, I think that it was not butter that was smeared all over my hands. I think you can relate to me. What should I do? I am not gay and I don't want to be mean but, he...

A little yellow chinaman was standing by the sea one day skipping flat stones across the water. As each stone skipped across the water it made the sound, "chin - chang - chung". The chinaman did this several times, "chin - chang - chung, chin - chang - chung". As the chinaman was skipping these...