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    There's a naked leprechaun in my room urinating on my clothes and he keeps demanding

    a live chicken? What do I do?
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    How much time do you usually spend outdoors every day?

    I'm pretty much inside 24/7 and usually try to avoid going outside lol
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    Thanks for watching the news.... I'm Ron Burgandy?

    I liked it when all of the news teams were fighting each other. "Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?" "Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident." "Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative...
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    Why do people complain so much?

    Well, the happy people need to share their happiness with the unhappy people instead of keeping it all to themselves.
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