Recent content by Eric Forman™

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    MEN ONLY----If you were friendzoned would you be the girls friend or tell her...

    I've been friendzoned by every girl I've ever met. One of my friendzoners is probably oblivious to the fact that I like her. She made it clear from day 1 that I wasn't her type (because I asked)... and that's fine. It's not like I'll ever get a chance, but it makes me really irritated when I...
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    Did Fidel Castro ever do the Safety Dance?

    No, but I did see him kick some guy's as* in Dance Dance Revolution on "Robot Chicken". Man, he smoked that kid.
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    I am married, but our sex life is bad. I have started cheating with a man who is also...

    It's about as bad as punching someone's kid in the mouth for crying in public. Cheating is never justified. Nothing good comes out it whatsoever, for you, the person you're cheating with, or the person you're cheating on. Everyone loses.
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    Is this an okay joke for something I made up on the spot?

    I was once asked on Y!A, "What's the weirdest thing you ever caught someone doing?" I made this up on the fly, so I might not quite remember it right, but... here goes: "I once walked in on a buddy pretending to be mass debating. I thought it was a little weird, but maybe he was prepping...
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