It's just a collection of iphone Auto Correct mishaps, but it is painfully funny.
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac/%5C/
There are 33 pages of them, but I couldn't make it past page seven !
I was having difficulty breathing & my sides ache like I've been beaten up !
Can you...
1 George
2 A towel
3 A nose or car or film
4 A cold or chickenpox
5 An onion
Here's one for you.
Twenty white horses upon a pink hill,
dancing & prancing and now they stand still.
Clue - Read it out loud