I'm a junior in college, and I'm not the best student but i'm not the worst either. I'm average, my college gpa is 2.5 (bio major...leaning to genetics) and i am losing my motivation and whatever self discipline i had to carry on. its the middle of the semester and i just feel like i can't...
this is such a cute question! ^_^
you can say the following:
1) you scare the crows. (only if she's pretty/has the confidence to handle it)
2) scratch your @$$ and sniff it.
3) you act blonde. (unless ur friend is actually blonde.)
3) that's why you fell on <insert date>
4) your so corny.