Um, just like there's no god...there is no Lucifer either. Besides, if this whole Armageddon thing were to happen, we'd probably sit on the sidelines with popcorn and watch all you crazies hash it out.
Drasago 24:14 - And on Tuesday afternoons ye shall gather with your friends and remove thy garments from thy body. Ye shall enjoy the company of each other with much laughter and joy and shall enjoy the herbs of the earth and sing and dance and live together in harmony.
Who wants to join my...