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    Does anyone know any good jokes?

    The one about the monkey that came to the aid of the elephant!
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    Is this a "sign"!?! I was hiking in the deep woods with a friend. I had to "relieve"

    myself so I dropped trou? ...dropped me trousers and commenced to void. As I was just about empty, a Monarch butterfly alighted on my coccyx! I didn`t want to startle it so I called out to my friend and asked him what I should do. He approached and told me not to move. The Monarch stayed there...
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    If you noticed an unlocked bike that appears "abandoned", how many hours must pass

    before it is "up for grabs"? It was left behind a public library in full view of passersby...
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