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    One day this young boy was ice fishing and catching fish left and right.....?

    and nobody was catching a thing, so this curious older ice fisher man came up and asked, "what's your secret?" The boy answered, "uvgottaeeptaurmsorm". The older fisher man looked stunned, and said, "If you don't want to tell me your secret, than just leave!" The boy looked puzzled? Then the...
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    Breaking News/Egypt: Where are all the women?

    As Cairo erupts in protest, not a single woman can be seen, except on CNN.
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    Trampoline Dodge Ball, whats next, check it out?

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_weekend/20110121/ts_yblog_weekend/trampoline-dodgeball
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    Are we all just dust in the wind?

    Just a drop of water in an endless sea http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qxSwJC3Ly0
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    Humor: What's the best side of the house to put the porch on?

    North, South, East ,or West side. what other side is there? Dennis M, I'm going with you, now get that concrete out of my kitchen!
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    Humor: What's the best side of the house to put the porch on?

    North, South, East ,or West side. what other side is there? Dennis M, I'm going with you, now get that concrete out of my kitchen!
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    Do you ever get the feelings some questions are just bait to get you suspended?

    I'm mean really, I start to answer them, and go really, something smells fishy around here.
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    Movies one liners: Do you use any?

    "Ohh, just a little outside", Bob Yuker.
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    as the winds blow. Do you you hear it?>?

    continue ...........
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    What are some good riddles or jokes that really make you think about it?

    How many balls of string does it take to reach the moon? One if it's big enough. This make you think in spacial differences. On a macro level and not Micro. What is the easiest way to remove varnish? Remove the "R". Think simplicity.
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