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One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?" God replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create." So Adam says, "When you created...

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?" The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the...

so, me and my boyfriend are both 17, we wanted our first time together to be special even though we both already had sex before, but the thing is his just way to small, i hardly feel a thing, and i no his really embarrassed about it because we've talked about it before, but there's really...

Just make up a conversation honey, girls love it when guys are funny and have tons of confidence.